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sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

New favourite joke:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

letgodbaby:

True love

letgodbaby:

True love

shoulderblades:

robbvious:

Wesley in the car, a short story

I LOVE DOGS

25vernon:

best line ever 

25vernon:

best line ever 

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid